honk honk

@GetInTheVantas and @adiosToreador throw some bitching dreamparties

@TheMayorLife, @HeirOfPranks, @AdiosToreador, @StriderStyle, @VantasKarkat, and a whole lot of other motherfuckers! :o)
I JUST DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO DRAW ALL OF THEM
john got all up in teaching me about this christmas thing humans do
AND I WAS ALL HEY WHY NOT CELEBRATE THIS TOO
as like a cultural exchange between humans and trolls
SO I BECAME THE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS SUBJUGGULATOR
and i’ve been working on presents for all of these motherfuckers
SO HAS MOTHERFUCKING @Glowpire TOO
kanaya’s all up in the christmas spirit too
BUT I PRETTY MUCH CELEBRATE WITH ALL OF EVERYONE
these motherfuckers have some sick fires :oD
IT’D BE ALL WHIMSICAL IF WE COULD LIKE
organize a big dream party
GET EVERYONE ALL UP AND CELEBRATING TOGETHER
that’d be real nice 

good moirail
BEST FRIEND 

[sometimes these motherfuckers help me answer questions i ain’t got my knowing on about :o) ]

… i don’t know

@bigbadbowser isn’t that bad
YEAH WE HANG OUT SOMETIMES 
i’m new to this whole villain thing and he took me all under his motherfucking wing
HE WAS KINDA SAD I WAS ALL NOTVILLAINY ANYMORE
he still lets me get my ride on sometimes :o) 

sorry motherfucker i’m gettin kinda physical
BUT YOU SEE THIS RHYME’S A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE
when you rap you ain’t writin no sonnet, no prose
JUST FEELING THE BEAT AS IT MOTHERFUCKING FLOWS
all you all need is a real good ear
AND NOW THAT MY MIND’S TOTALLY FUCKING CLEAR
i see all the miracles around us bro
EVEN AS WE GET ALL CAUGHT UP IN THIS FLOW
with time out in this ring all our bodies are growin’
AND LOTS OF BROKEN HEARTS IS WHAT WE’RE ALL SHOWIN’ 
so when i start a beat it ain’t nothin bad
IT’S JUST KEEPING US ALL UP FROM BEING ANGRY OR SAD
cause we all know that that ain’t cool
AND THE LAST TIME IT HAPPENED I WAS MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOLED
and yeah i totally miss all them, yo
EQ AND NEPETA AND EVEN TAVBRO
it ain’t like you’re the guy to motherfucking weep
BUT THE ONLY TIME I SEE THEM IS WHEN I MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP
(which i guess you told us not to do)
BUT I TRUST YOU’LL BE ALL UP IN TAKIN’ CARE OF THE CREW
man, karkat you ever been on a pirate ship?
THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHIMSY IS A MOTHERFUCKING TRIP
so i’ve been chillin out and bein’ vriska’s cook
NOW COME ON KARKAT DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK
you know she was just gettin her troll on
AND ONE MORE OR ONE LESS, WE ALL GOTTA ROLL ON
so i guess this is all the reason i’m all into rapping
IT KEEPS ME CALM WITHOUT YOUR SHOOSHPAPPING
plus motherfucker it’s a motherfucking show
NOW MY INVERTEBROTHER, WHY DON’T YOU GIVE IT A GO? 

PaInTiNg iS MoThErFuCkInG ThErApUtIc :o)

HoW To mAkE PiEs